Sir-Loin was born into a rich royal family known as the Loins. Because of his high status and his older brother Hampton taking the throne, he was able to pursue whatever career he wanted. With Meathole Productions he found a way to make his dream job come true: making others laugh.

Bacon Some-Pork started out in a poor family, which eventually became bankrupt. After spending years in the streets, a wealthy family walked along side Bacon and his family and offered them a job opportunity they couldn't refuse. with careful consideration on who this family is, Bacon realized that one of those wealthy members of the family was his great grandfather John Pork.  From then on the Some-Pork Family lived on to be some of the wealthiest people known to man with John Pork. Now Bacon Some-Pork lives to be a great investor in stock of Meathole Productions with a successful life and family.

Miss Valentina Price spent her formative years studying filmography with the aspiration to become a film director one day. She found no luck until beginning her job working for Meathole Productions. Now she constantly challenges herself to create beautiful and innovative films for the Meathole Conglomerate.