THE MEATHOLE CONGLOMERATE
Not knowing how you got here or how you will leave, the Meathole will service your every need!
Our Legacy
Here at Meathole Conglomerate, we like to be transparent about how we run our business, including where we started and how we got to the point where we are now.
Benedict Cumberbatch
(Actor)
"Honestly, I believe the Meathole Conglomerate will change the world for the better. I see great potential for a better universe under the Conglomerate's ruling."
Barack Obama
(Former US President)
"Yeah!!! Meathole Conglomerate!!!"
Boris Johnson
(Former UK Prime Minister)
"Absolutely stunning! The Meathole Conglomerate has changed my life. I can't imagine how I went without it for so long!"
Our Projects
In the course of meat history, the three of us have worked on many fruitful projects, including a three-star Michelin restaurant run by world renowned chefs, a band (The Meatles) that has produced several Grammy award winning albums, and a Youtube channel garnering over one trillion subscribers since its creation.
Nick Mason
(Former Drummer of Pink Floyd)
"I owe my life to The Meathole Conglomerate."
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
(Genevan Philosopher)
"When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they shall eat the Meat!"
Oprah Winfrey
(Television Personality)
"Be thankful for the Meat you have; you'll end up having more."